Large Feed Me Weird Things organic tote bag

$25.00
Great for hitting the merch table, the Record Collector in Iowa City, or breaking into your ex's house to get your records back (don't break into your ex's house ever and ex's don't keep records that aren't yours). I guess you could put items other than records in here (like books about records? idk)... but why?
Your entire life could fit in this bag. Everything you need will fit in this bag. Leave the rest behind, it exists only to distract. This bag could be your life.


• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
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Great for hitting the merch table, the Record Collector in Iowa City, or breaking into your ex's house to get your records back (don't break into your ex's house ever and ex's don't keep records that aren't yours). I guess you could put items other than records in here (like books about records? idk)... but why?
Your entire life could fit in this bag. Everything you need will fit in this bag. Leave the rest behind, it exists only to distract. This bag could be your life.


• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom